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第55章 爆强Chiglish!

初中时,老师叫翻译Who is this man?

波罗翻译:这是谁的男人?

全班大笑,老师无语。

We two who and who!

咱俩谁跟谁啊!

How are you?how old are you?

怎么是你,怎么老是你?

You don’t bird me,I don’t bird you.

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。

You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!together up!

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

You give me stop!!

你给我站住!

Watch sister

表妹

Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse son can make hole!!

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

One car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

波罗:I am sorry!

老外:I am sorry too!

波罗:I am sorry three!

老外:What are you sorry for?

波罗:I am sorry five!

If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条!

I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大,今年25。

You have two down son.

你有两下子。

As far as you go to die!

有多远,死多远!!

I give you face you don’t want face,you lose you face,I turn my face!

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸~

英俊:Give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看!)

马可:You try try see!(你试试看!)

雇主 How much do you want a month?

保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you.

800块,吃你的,住你的。

30 years river east 30 years river west

三十年河东三十年河西

Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!If you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏,无事退朝

you me you me

彼此彼此

American Chinese not enough

美中不足

heart flower angry open

心花怒放

go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过

know is know no know is no know

知之为知之,不知为不知

People mountain and people sea

人山人海

seven up eight down

七上八下

no three no four

不三不四