That, my dear friend, costs even more than play.It is true we fight when we lose, that is a compensation.Bah! that little sniveller, the king, makes winners give him his revenge.What a reign! my poor Raoul, what a reign! When we think that, in my time, the musketeers were besieged in their houses like Hector and Priam in the city of Troy, and the women wept, and then the walls laughed, and then five hundred beggarly fellows clapped their hands, and cried, `Kill! kill!' when not one musketeer was hurt.Mordioux! you will never see anything like that.""You are very hard upon the king, my dear Monsieur d'Artagnan; and yet you scarcely know him.""I! Listen, Raoul.Day by day, hour by hour, -- take note of my words, -- I will predict what he will do.The cardinal being dead, he will fret; very well, that is the least silly thing he will do, particularly if he does not shed a tear.""And then?"
"Why then he will get M.Fouquet to allow him a pension, and will go and compose verses at Fontainebleau, upon some Mancini or other, whose eyes the queen will scratch out.She is a Spaniard, you see, -- this queen of ours, and she has, for mother-in-law, Madame Anne of Austria.I know something of the Spaniards of the house of Austria.""And next?"
"Well, after having torn off the silver lace from the uniforms of his Swiss, because lace is too expensive, he will dismount the musketeers, because the oats and hay of a horse cost five sols a day.""Oh! do not say that."
"Of what consequence is it to me? I am no longer a musketeer, am I? Let them be on horseback, let them be on foot, let them carry a larding-pin, a spit, a sword, or nothing -- what is it to me?""My dear Monsieur d'Artagnan, I beseech you speak no more ill of the king.I am almost in his service, and my father would be very angry with me for having heard, even from your mouth, words injurious to his majesty.""Your father, eh? He is a knight in every bad cause.
Pardieu! yes, your father is a brave man, a Caesar, it is true -- but a man without perception.""Now, my dear chevalier," exclaimed Raoul, laughing, "are you going to speak ill of my father, of him you call the great Athos.Truly you are in a bad vein to-day; riches render you as sour as poverty renders other people.""Pardieu! you are right.I am a rascal and in my dotage; Iam an unhappy wretch grown old; a tent-cord untwisted, a pierced cuirass, a boot without a sole, a spur without a rowel; -- but do me the pleasure to add one thing.""What is that, my dear Monsieur d'Artagnan?""Simply say: `Mazarin was a pitiful wretch.'""Perhaps he is dead."
"More the reason -- I say was; if I did not hope that he was dead, I would entreat you to say: `Mazarin is a pitiful wretch.' Come, say so, say so, for love of me.""Well, I will."
"Say it!"
"Mazarin was a pitiful wretch," said Raoul, smiling at the musketeer, who roared with laughter, as in his best days.
"A moment," said the latter; "you have spoken my first proposition, here is the conclusion of it, -- repeat, Raoul, repeat: `But I regret Mazarin.'""Chevalier!"
"You will not say it? Well, then, I will say it twice for you.""But you would regret Mazarin?"
And they were still laughing and discussing this profession of principles, when one of the shop-boys entered."A letter, monsieur," said he, "for M.d'Artagnan.""Thank you; give it me," cried the musketeer.
"The handwriting of monsieur le comte," said Raoul.
"Yes, yes." And D'Artagnan broke the seal.
"Dear friend," said Athos, "a person has just been here to beg me to seek for you, on the part of the king.""Seek me!" said D'Artagnan, letting the paper fall upon the table.Raoul picked it up, and continued to read aloud: --"Make haste.His majesty is very anxious to speak to you, and expects you at the Louvre.""Expects me?" again repeated the musketeer.
"He, he, he!" laughed Raoul.
"Oh, oh!" replied D'Artagnan."What the devil can this mean?"