Psychiatrist，“What's your problem？”
Patient，“I think I'm a chicken。”
Psychiatrist，“How long has this been going on？”
Patient，“Ever since I was an egg！”
心理医生：“您出了什么问题？”
病人：“我觉得我是只鸡。”
心理医生：“您这样多久了？”
病人：“自我还是鸡蛋的时候就这样啦。”自我测验16：
1.My parents have promised to come to see me before Ifor Africa。
A。have leftB。leaveC。leftD。will leave
2.I was born in New Orleans，Louisiana，a cityname will create a picture of beautiful trees and green grass in our mind。
A。whichB。of whichC。thatD。whose
3.Mary and I see each other，but not as often as we used to。
A。sooner or laterB。once in a while
C。in the endD。more or less
4.The questionnaire takesten to fifteen minutes to complete and can be used along with the assessment interview。
A。mainlyB。punctuallyC。approximatelyD。precisely
5.She brought with her three friends，none ofI had ever met before。
A。themB。whoC。whomD。these
6.—Do you think it's a good idea to make friends with your students？
—，I do。I think it's a great idea。
A。ReallyB。ObviouslyC。ActuallyD。Generally
key：1-56