书城公版A Plea for Old Cap Collier
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And loud that clarion voice replied, Excelsior!

"Oh stay," the maiden said, and rest Thy weary head upon this breast!"

A tear stood in his bright blue eye, But still he answered, with a sigh, Excelsior!

"Beware the pine-tree's withered branch!

Beware the awful avalanche!"

This was the peasant's last Good night;

A voice replied, far up the height, Excelsior!

These three verses round out the picture.The venerable citizen warns him against the Pass; pass privileges up that mountain have all been suspended.A kind-hearted maiden tenders hospitalities of a most generous nature, considering that she never saw the young man before.Some people might even go so far as to say that she should have been ashamed of herself; others, that Mr.

Longfellow, in giving her away, was guilty of an indelicacy, to say the least of it.Possibly she was practicing up to qualify for membership on the reception committee the next time the visiting firemen came to her town or when there was going to be an Elks'reunion; so I for one shall not question her motives.She was hospitable--let it go at that.The peasant couples with his good-night message a reference to the danger of falling pine wood and also avalanches, which have never been pleasant things to meet up with when one is traveling on a mountain in an opposite direction.

All about him firelights are gleaming, happy families are gathered before the hearthstone, and through the windows the evening yodel may be heard percolating pleasantly.There is every inducement for the youth to drop in and rest his poor, tired, foolish face and hands and thaw out his knee joints and give the maiden a chance to make good on that proposition of hers.But no, high up above timber line he has an engagement with himself and Mr.

Longfellow to be frozen as stiff as a dried herring; and so, now groaning, now with his eye flashing, now with a tear--undoubtedly a frozen tear--standing in the eye, now clarioning, now sighing, onward and upward he goes:

At break of day, as heavenward The pious monks of Saint Bernard Uttered the oft-repeated prayer, A voice cried through the startled air, Excelsior!

I'll say this much for him: He certainly is hard to kill.He can stay out all night in those clothes, with the thermometer below zero, and at dawn still be able to chirp the only word that is left in his vocabulary.He can't last forever though.There has to be a finish to this lamentable fiasco sometime.We get it:

A traveler, by the faithful hound, Half buried in the snow was found, Still grasping in his hand of ice That banner with the strange device, Excelsior!

There in the twilight cold and gray, Lifeless, but beautiful, he lay, And from the sky serene and far, A voice fell, like a falling star, Excelsior!

The meteoric voice said "Excelsior!" It should have said "Bonehead!"

It would have said it, too, if Ned Buntline had been handling the subject, for he had a sense of verities, had Ned.Probably that was one of the reasons why they barred his works out of all the schoolbooks.

With the passage of years I rather imagine that Lieutenant G--, of the United States Navy, who went to so much trouble and took so many needless pains in order to become a corpse may have vanished from the school readers.I admit I failed to find him in any of the modern editions through which I glanced, but I am able to report, as a result of my researches, that the well-known croupe specialist, Young Lochinvar, is still there and so likewise is Casabianca, the total loss; and as I said before, I ran across Excelsior three times.