ALAN FAIRFORD TO DARSIE LATIMER
Thou mayst clap thy wings and crow as thou pleasest.You go in search of adventures,but adventures come to me unsought for;and oh!in what a pleasing shape came mine,since it arrived in the form of a client--and a fair client to boot!What think you of that,Darsie!you who are such a sworn squire of dames?Will this not match my adventures with thine,that hunt salmon on horseback,and will it not,besides,eclipse the history of a whole tribe of Broadbrims?--But I must proceed methodically.
When I returned to-day from the College,I was surprised to see a broad grin distending the adust countenance of the faithful James Wilkinson,which,as the circumstance seldom happens above once a year,was matter of some surprise.Moreover,he had a knowing glance with his eye,which I should have as soon expected from a dumb-waiter--an article of furniture to which James,in his usual state,may be happily assimilated.'What the devil is the matter,James?'
'The devil may be in the matter,for aught I ken,'said James,with another provoking grin;'for here has been a woman calling for you,Maister Alan.'
'A woman calling for me?'said I in surprise;for you know well,that excepting old Aunt Peggy,who comes to dinner of a Sunday,and the still older Lady Bedrooket,who calls ten times a year for the quarterly payment of her jointure of four hundred merks,a female scarce approaches our threshold,as my father visits all his female clients at their own lodgings.James protested,however,that there had been a lady calling,and for me.'As bonny a lass as I have seen,'added James,'since I was in the Fusileers,and kept company with Peg Baxter.'Thou knowest all James's gay recollections go back to the period of his military service,the years he has spent in ours having probably been dull enough.
'Did the lady leave no name nor place of address?'
'No,'replied James;'but she asked when you wad be at hame,and I appointed her for twelve o'clock,when the house wad be quiet,and your father at the Bank.'
'For shame,James!how can you think my father's being at home or abroad could be of consequence?--The lady is of course a decent person?'
'I'se uphaud her that,sir--she is nane of your--WHEW'--(Here James supplied a blank with a low whistle)--'but I didna ken--my maister makes an unco wark if a woman comes here.'
I passed into my own room,not ill-pleased that my father was absent,notwithstanding I had thought it proper to rebuke James for having so contrived it,I disarranged my books,to give them the appearance of a graceful confusion on the table,and laying my foils (useless since your departure)across the mantelpiece,that the lady might see I was TAM MARTE QUAM MERCURIO--Iendeavoured to dispose my dress so as to resemble an elegant morning deshabille--gave my hair the general shade of powder which marks the gentleman--laid my watch and seals on the table,to hint that I understood the value of time;--and when I had made all these arrangements,of which I am a little ashamed when Ithink of them,I had nothing better to do than to watch the dial-plate till the index pointed to noon.Five minutes elapsed,which.I allowed for variation of clocks--five minutes more rendered me anxious and doubtful--and five minutes more would have made me impatient.
Laugh as thou wilt;but remember,Darsie,I was a lawyer,expecting his first client--a young man,how strictly bred up Ineed not remind you,expecting a private interview with a young and beautiful woman.But ere the third term of five minutes had elapsed,the door-bell was heard to tinkle low and modestly,as if touched by some timid hand.
James Wilkinson,swift in nothing,is,as thou knowest,peculiarly slow in answering the door-bell;and I reckoned on five minutes good,ere his solemn step should have ascended the stair.Time enough,thought I,for a peep through the blinds,and was hastening to the window accordingly.But I reckoned without my host;for James,who had his own curiosity as well as I,was lying PERDU in the lobby,ready to open at the first tinkle;and there was,'This way,ma'am--Yes,ma'am--The lady,Mr.Alan,'before I could get to the chair in which I proposed to be discovered,seated in all legal dignity.The consciousness of being half-caught in the act of peeping,joined to that native air of awkward bashfulness of which I am told the law will soon free me,kept me standing on the floor in some confusion;while the lady,disconcerted on her part,remained on the threshold of the room.James Wilkinson,who had his senses most about him,and was perhaps willing to prolong his stay in the apartment,busied himself in setting a chair for the lady,and recalled me to my good-breeding by the hint.I invited her to take possession of it,and bid James withdraw.
My visitor was undeniably a lady,and probably considerably above the ordinary rank--very modest,too,judging from the mixture of grace and timidity with which she moved,and at my entreaty sat down.Her dress was,I should suppose,both handsome and fashionable;but it was much concealed by a walking-cloak of green silk,fancifully embroidered;in which,though heavy for the season,her person was enveloped,and which,moreover,was furnished with a hood.
The devil take that hood,Darsie!for I was just able to distinguish that,pulled as it was over the face,it concealed from me,as I was convinced,one of the prettiest countenances Ihave seen,and which,from a sense of embarrassment,seemed to be crimsoned with a deep blush.I could see her complexion was beautiful--her chin finely turned--her lips coral--and her teeth rivals to ivory.But further the deponent sayeth not;for a clasp of gold,ornamented with it sapphire,closed the envious mantle under the incognita's throat,and the cursed hood concealed entirely the upper part of the face.
I ought to have spoken first,that is certain;but ere I could get my phrases well arranged,the young lady,rendered desperate I suppose by my hesitation opened the conversation herself.
'I fear I am an intruder,sir--I expected to meet an elderly gentleman.'
This brought me to myself.'My father,madam,perhaps.But you inquired for Alan Fairford--my father's name is Alexander.'
'It is Mr.Alan Fairford,undoubtedly,with whom I wished to speak,'she said,with greater confusion;'but I was told that he was advanced in life.'
'Some mistake,madam,I presume,betwixt my father and myself--our Christian names have the same initials,though the terminations are different.I--I--I would esteem it a most fortunate mistake if I could have the honour of supplying my father's place in anything that could be of service to you.'
'You are very obliging,sir,'A pause,during which she seemed undetermined whether to rise or sit still.
'I am just about to be called to the bar,madam,'said I,in hopes to remove her scruples to open her case to me;'and if my advice or opinion could be of the slightest use,although Icannot presume to say that they are much to be depended upon,yet'--The lady arose.'I am truly sensible of your kindness,sir;and I have no doubt of your talents.I will be very plain with you--it is you whom I came to visit;although,now that we have met,Ifind it will be much better that I should commit my communication to writing.'
'I hope,madam,you will not be so cruel--so tantalizing,I would say.Consider,you are my first client--your business my first consultation--do not do me the displeasure of withdrawing your confidence because I am a few years younger than you seem to have expected.My attention shall make amends for my want of experience.'
'I have no doubt of either,'said the lady,in a grave tone,calculated to restrain the air of gallantry with which I had endeavoured to address her.'But when you have received my letter you will find good reasons assigned why a written communication will best suit my purpose.I wish you,sir,a good morning.'And she left the apartment,her poor baffled counsel scraping,and bowing,and apologizing for anything that might have been disagreeable to her,although the front of my offence seems to be my having been discovered to be younger than my father.
The door was opened--out she went--walked along the pavement,turned down the close,and put the sun,I believe,into her pocket when she disappeared,so suddenly did dullness and darkness sink down on the square,when she was no longer visible.
I stood for a moment as if I had been senseless,not recollecting what a fund of entertainment I must have supplied to our watchful friends on the other side of the green.Then it darted on my mind that I might dog her,and ascertain at least who or what she was.Off I set--ran down the close,where she was no longer to be seen,and demanded of one of the dyer's lads whether he had seen a lady go down the close,or had observed which way she turned.
'A leddy!'--said the dyer,staring at me with his rainbow countenance.'Mr.Alan,what takes you out,rinning like daft,without your hat?'
'The devil take my hat!'answered I,running back,however,in quest of it;snatched it up,and again sallied forth.But as Ireached the head of the close once more,I had sense enough to recollect that all pursuit would be now in vain.Besides,I saw my friend,the journeyman dyer,in close confabulation with a pea-green personage of his own profession,and was conscious,like Scrub,that they talked of me,because they laughed consumedly.I had no mind,by a second sudden appearance,to confirm the report that Advocate Fairford was 'gaen daft,'which had probably spread from Campbell's Close-foot to the Meal-market Stairs;and so slunk back within my own hole again.
My first employment was to remove all traces of that elegant and fanciful disposition of my effects,from which I had hoped for so much credit;for I was now ashamed and angry at having thought an instant upon the mode of receiving a visit which had commenced so agreeably,but terminated in a manner so unsatisfactory.I put my folios in their places--threw the foils into the dressing-closet--tormenting myself all the while with the fruitless doubt,whether I had missed an opportunity or escaped a stratagem,or whether the young person had been really startled,as she seemed to intimate,by the extreme youth of her intended legal adviser.
The mirror was not unnaturally called in to aid;and that cabinet-counsellor pronounced me rather short,thick-set,with a cast of features fitter,I trust,for the bar than the ball--not handsome enough for blushing virgins to pine for my sake,or even to invent sham cases to bring them to my chambers--yet not ugly enough either to scare those away who came on real business--dark,to be sure,but--NIGRI SUNT HYACINTHI--there are pretty things to be said in favour of that complexion.
At length--as common sense will get the better in all cases when a man will but give it fair play--I began to stand convicted in my own mind,as an ass before the interview,for having expected too much--an ass during the interview,for having failed to extract the lady's real purpose--and an especial ass,now that it was over,for thinking so much about it.But I can think of nothing else,and therefore I am determined to think of this to some good purpose.
You remember Murtough O'Hara's defence of the Catholic doctrine of confession;because,'by his soul,his sins were always a great burden to his mind,till he had told them to the priest;and once confessed,he never thought more about them.'I have tried his receipt,therefore;and having poured my secret mortification into thy trusty ear,I will think no more about this maid of the mist,Who,with no face,as 'twere,outfaced me.
--Four o'clock.
Plague on her green mantle,she can be nothing better than a fairy;she keeps possession of my head yet!All during dinner-time I was terribly absent;but,luckily,my father gave the whole credit of my reverie to the abstract nature of the doctrine,VINCO VINCENTEM,ERGO VINCO TE;upon which brocard of law the professor this morning lectured.So I got an early dismissal to my own crib,and here am I studying,in one sense,VINCERE VINCENTEM,to get the better of the silly passion of curiosity--I think--I think it amounts to nothing else--which has taken such possession of my imagination,and is perpetually worrying me with the question--will she write or no?She will not--she will not!So says Reason,and adds,Why should she take the trouble to enter into correspondence with one who,instead of a bold,alert,prompt gallant,proved a chicken-hearted boy,and left her the whole awkwardness of explanation,which he should have met half-way?But then,says Fancy,she WILL write,for she was not a bit that sort of person whom you,Mr.Reason,in your wisdom,take her to be.She was disconcerted enough,without my adding to her distress by any impudent conduct on my part.And she will write,for--By Heaven,she HAS written,Darsie,and with a vengeance!Here is her letter,thrown into the kitchen by a caddie,too faithful to be bribed,either by money or whisky,to say more than that he received it,with sixpence,from an ordinary-looking woman,as he was plying on his station near the Cross.
'FOR ALAN FAIRFORD,ESQUIRE,BARRISTER.
'SIR,'Excuse my mistake of to-day.I had accidentally learnt that Mr.
Darsie Latimer had an intimate friend and associate in Mr.A.
Fairford.When I inquired for such a person,he was pointed out to me at the Cross (as I think the Exchange of your city is called)in the character of a respectable elderly man--your father,as I now understand.On inquiry at Brown's Square,where I understood he resided,I used the full name of Alan,which naturally occasioned you the trouble of this day's visit.Upon further inquiry,I am led to believe that you are likely to be the person most active in the matter to which I am now about to direct your attention;and I regret much that circumstances,arising out of my own particular situation,prevent my communicating to you personally what I now apprise you of in this matter.
'Your friend,Mr.Darsie Latimer,is in a situation of considerable danger.You are doubtless aware that he has been cautioned not to trust himself in England.Now,if he has not absolutely transgressed this friendly injunction,he has at least approached as nearly to the menaced danger as he could do,consistently with the letter of the prohibition.He has chosen his abode in a neighbourhood very perilous to him;and it is only by a speedy return to Edinburgh,or at least by a removal to some more remote part of Scotland,that he can escape the machinations of those whose enmity he has to fear.I must speak in mystery,but my words are not the less certain;and,I believe,you know enough of your friend's fortunes to be aware that I could not write this much without being even more intimate with them than you are.
'If he cannot,or will not,take the advice here given,it is my opinion that you should join him,if possible,without delay,and use,by your personal presence and entreaty,the arguments which may prove ineffectual in writing.One word more,and I implore of your candour to take it as it is meant.No one supposes that Mr.Fairford's zeal in his friend's service needs to be quickened by mercenary motives.'But report says,that Mr.Alan Fairford,not having yet entered on his professional career,may,in such a case as this,want the means,though he cannot want the inclination,to act with promptitude.The enclosed note Mr.Alan Fairford must be pleased to consider as his first professional emolument;and she who sends it hopes it will be the omen of unbounded success,though the fee comes from a hand so unknown as that of 'GREEN MANTLE'
A bank-note of L20was the enclosure,and the whole incident left me speechless with astonishment.I am not able to read over the beginning of my own letter,which forms the introduction to this extraordinary communication.I only know that,though mixed with a quantity of foolery (God knows very much different from my present feelings),it gives an account sufficiently accurate,of the mysterious person from whom this letter comes,and that Ihave neither time nor patience to separate the absurd commentary from the text,which it is so necessary you should know.
Combine this warning,so strangely conveyed,with the caution impressed on you by your London correspondent,Griffiths,against your visiting England--with the character of your Laird of the Solway Lakes--with the lawless habits of the people on that frontier country,where warrants are not easily executed owing to the jealousy entertained by either country of the legal interference of the other;remember,that even Sir John Fielding said to my father that he could never trace a rogue beyond the Briggend of Dumfries--think that the distinctions of Whig and Tory,Papist and Protestant,still keep that country in a loose and comparatively lawless state--think of all this,my dearest Darsie,and remember that,while at this Mount Sharon of yours,you are residing with a family actually menaced with forcible interference,and who,while their obstinacy provokes violence,are by principle bound to abstain from resistance.
Nay,let me tell you,professionally,that the legality of the mode of fishing practised by your friend Joshua is greatly doubted by our best lawyers;and that,if the stake-nets be considered as actually an unlawful obstruction raised in the channel of the estuary,an assembly of persons who shall proceed,VIA FACTI,to pull dawn and destroy them,would not,in the eye of the law,be esteemed guilty of a riot.So,by remaining where you are,YOU are likely to be engaged in a quarrel with which you have nothing to do,and thus to enable your enemies,whoever these may be,to execute,amid the confusion of a general hubbub,whatever designs they may have against your personal safety.
Black-fishers,poachers,and smugglers are a sort of gentry that will not be much checked,either by your Quaker's texts,or by your chivalry.If you are Don Quixote enough to lay lance in rest,in defence of those of the stake-net,and of the sad-coloured garment,I pronounce you but a lost knight;for,as Isaid before,I doubt if these potent redressers of wrongs,the justices and constables,will hold themselves warranted to interfere.In a word,return,my dear Amadis;the adventure of the Solway-nets is not reserved for your worship.Come back,and I will be your faithful Sancho Panza upon a more hopeful quest.
We will beat about together,in search of this Urganda,the Unknown She of the Green Mantle,who can read this,the riddle of thy fate,better than wise Eppie of Buckhaven,[Well known in the Chap-Book,called the History of Buckhaven.]or Cassandra herself.
I would fain trifle,Darsie;for,in debating with you,jests will sometimes go farther than arguments;but I am sick at heart and cannot keep the ball up.If you have a moment's regard for the friendship we have so often vowed to each other,let my wishes for once prevail over your own venturous and romantic temper.I am quite serious in thinking that the information communicated to my father by this Mr.Herries,and the admonitory letter of the young lady,bear upon each other;and that,were you here,you might learn something from one or other,or from both,that;might throw light on your birth and parentage.You will not,surely,prefer an idle whim to the prospect which is thus held out to you?
I would,agreeably to the hint I have received in the young lady's letter (for I am confident that such is her condition),have ere now been with you to urge these things,instead of pouring them out upon paper.But you know that the day for my trials is appointed;I have already gone through the form of being introduced to the examinators,and have gotten my titles assigned me.All this should not keep me at home,but my father would view any irregularity upon this occasion as a mortal blow to the hopes which he has cherished most fondly during his life;viz.my being called to the bar with some credit.For my own part,I know there is no great difficulty in passing these formal examinations,else how have some of our acquaintance got through them?But,to my father,these formalities compose an august and serious solemnity,to which he has long looked forward,and my absenting myself at this moment would wellnigh drive him distracted.Yet I shall go altogether distracted myself,if Ihave not an instant assurance from you that you are hastening hither.Meanwhile I have desired Hannah to get your little crib into the best order possible.I cannot learn that my father has yet written to you;nor has he spoken more of his communication with Birrenswork;but when I let him have some inkling of the dangers you are at present incurring,I know my request that you will return immediately will have his cordial support.
Another reason yet--I must give a dinner,as usual,upon my admission,to our friends;and my father,laying aside all his usual considerations of economy,has desired it may be in the best style possible.Come hither then,dear Darsie!or,Iprotest to you,I shall send examination,admission-dinner,and guests to the devil,and come,in person,to fetch you with a vengeance.Thine,in much anxiety,A.F.