MISTRESS CROALE.
The house at which they met had yet not a little character remaining. Mistress Croale had come in for a derived worthiness， in the memory， yet lingering about the place， of a worthy aunt deceased， and always encouraged in herself a vague idea of obligation to live up to it. Hence she had made it a rule to supply drink only so long as her customers kept decent--that is， so long as they did not quarrel aloud， and put her in danger of a visit from the police； tell such tales as offended her modesty； utter oaths of any peculiarly atrocious quality； or defame the Sabbath Day， the Kirk， or the Bible. On these terms， and so long as they paid for what they had， they might get as drunk as they pleased， without the smallest offence to Mistress Croale. But if the least unquestionable infringement of her rules occurred， she would pounce upon the shameless one with sudden and sharp reproof. I doubt not that， so doing， she cherished a hope of recommending herself above， and making deposits in view of a coming balance-sheet. The result for this life so far was， that， by these claims to respectability， she had gathered a client鑜e of douce， well-disposed drunkards， who rarely gave her any trouble so long as they were in the house though sometimes she had reason to be anxious about the fate of individuals of them after they left it.
Another peculiarity in her government was that she would rarely give drink to a woman. "Na， na，" she would say， "what has a wuman to dee wi' strong drink！ Lat the men dee as they like， we canna help them." She made exception in behalf of her personal friends； and， for herself， was in the way of sipping--only sipping， privately， on account of her "trouble，" she said--by which she meant some complaint， speaking of it as if it were generally known， although of the nature of it nobody had an idea. The truth was that， like her customers， she also was going down the hill， justifying to herself every step of her descent. Until lately， she had been in the way of going regularly to church， and she did go occasionally yet， and always took the yearly sacrament； but the only result seemed to be that she abounded the more in finding justifications， or， where they were not to be had， excuses， for all she did. Probably the stirring of her conscience made this the more necessary to her peace.
If the Lord were to appear in person amongst us， how much would the sight of him do for the sinners of our day？ I am not sure that many like Mistress Croale would not go to him. She was not a bad woman， but slowly and surely growing worse.
That morning， as soon as the customer whose entrance had withdrawn her from her descent on Gibbie， had gulped down his dram， wiped his mouth with his blue cotton handkerchief， settled his face into the expression of a drink of water， gone demurely out， and crossed to the other side of the street， she would have returned to the charge， but was prevented by the immediately following entrance of the Rev.
Clement Sclater--the minister of her parish， recently appointed. He was a man between young and middle-aged， an honest fellow， zealous to perform the duties of his office， but with notions of religion very beggarly. How could it be otherwise when he knew far more of what he called the Divine decrees than he did of his own heart， or the needs and miseries of human nature？ At the moment， Mistress Croale was standing with her back to the door， reaching up to replace the black bottle on its shelf， and did not see the man she heard enter.
"What's yer wull？" she said indifferently.
Mr. Sclater made no answer， waiting for her to turn and face him， which she did the sooner for his silence. Then she saw a man unknown to her， evidently， from his white neckcloth and funereal garments， a minister， standing solemn， with wide-spread legs， and round eyes of displeasure， expecting her attention.
"What's yer wull， sir？" she repeated， with more respect， but less cordiality than at first.
"If you ask my will，" he replied， with some pomposity， for who that has just gained an object of ambition can be humble？--"it is that you shut up this whisky shop， and betake yourself to a more decent way of life in my parish.""My certie！ but ye're no blate (over-modest) to craw sae lood i' my hoose， an' that's a nearer fit nor a perris！" she cried， flaring up in wrath both at the nature and rudeness of the address. "Alloo me to tell ye， sir， ye're the first 'at ever daured threep my hoose was no a dacent ane.""I said nothing about your house. It was your shop I spoke of，"said the minister， not guiltless of subterfuge.
"An' what's my chop but my hoose？ Haith！ my hoose wad be o' fell sma' consideration wantin' the chop. Tak ye heed o' beirin' fause witness， sir.""I said nothing， and know nothing， against yours more than any other shop for the sale of drink in my parish.""The Lord's my shepherd！ Wad ye even (compare) my hoose to Jock Thamson's or Jeemie Deuk's， baith i' this perris？""My good woman，--"
"Naither better nor waur nor my neepers，" interrupted Mistress Croale， forgetting what she had just implied： "a body maun live.""There are limits even to that most generally accepted of all principles，" returned Mr. Sclater； "and I give you fair warning that I mean to do what I can to shut up all such houses as yours in my parish. I tell you of it， not from the least hope that you will anticipate me by closing， but merely that no one may say I did anything in an underhand fashion，"The calmness with which he uttered the threat alarmed Mistress Croale. He might rouse unmerited suspicion， and cause her much trouble by vexatious complaint， even to the peril of her license.
She must take heed， and not irritate her enemy. Instantly， therefore， she changed her tone to one of expostulation.
"It's a sair peety， doobtless，" she said， "'at there sud be sae mony drouthie thrapples i' the kingdom， sir； but drouth maun drink， an'