书城公版The Letters of Mark Twain Vol.1
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第57章

My time is become so short, now, that I doubt if I get to California this summer.If I manage to buy into a paper, I think I will visit you a while and not go to Cal.at all.I shall know something about it after my next trip to Hartford.We all go there on the l0th--the whole family --to attend a wedding, on the 17th.I am offered an interest in a Cleveland paper which would pay me $2,300 to $2,500 a year, and a salary added of $3,000.The salary is fair enough, but the interest is not large enough, and so I must look a little further.The Cleveland folks say they can be induced to do a little better by me, and urge me to come out and talk business.But it don't strike me--I feel little or no inclination to go.

I believe I haven't anything else to write, and it is bed-time.I want to write to Orion, but I keep putting it off--I keep putting everything off.Day after day Livy and I are together all day long and until 10 at night, and then I feel dreadfully sleepy.If Orion will bear with me and forgive me I will square up with him yet.I will even let him kiss Livy.

My love to Mollie and Annie and Sammie and all.Good-bye.

Affectionately, SAM.

It is curious, with his tendency to optimism and general expansion of futures, that he says nothing of the possible sales of the new book, or of his expectations in that line.It was issued in July, and by June the publishers must have had promising advance orders from their canvassers; but apparently he includes none of these chickens in his financial forecast.Even when the book had been out a full month, and was being shipped at the rate of several hundreds a day, he makes no reference to it in a letter to his sister, other than to ask if she has not received a copy.This, however, was a Mark Twain peculiarity.Writing was his trade; the returns from it seldom excited him.It was only when he drifted into strange and untried fields that he began to chase rainbows, to blow iridescent bubbles, and count unmined gold.

To Mrs.Moffett, in St.Louis:

BUFFALO, Aug.20, 1869.

MY DEAR SISTER,--I have only time to write a line.I got your letter this morning and mailed it to Livy.She will be expecting me tonight and I am sorry to disappoint her so, but then I couldn't well get away.Iwill go next Saturday.

I have bundled up Livy's picture and will try and recollect to mail it tomorrow.It is a porcelaintype and I think you will like it.

I am sorry I never got to St.Louis, because I may be too busy to go, for a long time.But I have been busy all the time and St.Louis is clear out of the way, and remote from the world and all ordinary routes of travel.You must not place too much weight upon this idea of moving the capital from Washington.St.Louis is in some respects a better place for it than Washington, though there isn't more than a toss-up between the two after all.One is dead and the other in a trance.Washington is in the centre of population and business, while St.Louis is far removed from both.And you know there is no geographical centre any more.The railroads and telegraph have done away with all that.It is no longer a matter of sufficient importance to be gravely considered by thinking men.The only centres, now, are narrowed down to those of intelligence, capital and population.As I said before Washington is the nearest to those and you don't have to paddle across a river on ferry boats of a pattern popular in the dark ages to get to it, nor have to clamber up vilely paved hills in rascally omnibuses along with a herd of all sorts of people after you are there.Secondly, the removal of the capital is one of those old, regular, reliable dodges that are the bread-and meat of back country congressmen.It is agitated every year.It always has been, it always will be; It is not new in any respect.Thirdly.The Capitol has cost $40,000,000 already and lacks a good deal of being finished, yet.There are single stones in the Treasury building (and a good many of them) that cost twenty-seven thousand dollars apiece--and millions were spent in the construction of that and the Patent Office and the other great government buildings.To move to St.Louis, the country must throw away a hundred millions of capital invested in those buildings, and go right to work to spend a hundred millions on new buildings in St.Louis.Shall we ever have a Congress, a majority of whose members are hopelessly insane? Probably not.But it is possible-unquestionably such a thing is possible.Only I don't believe it will happen in our time; and I am satisfied the capital will not be moved until it does happen.But if St.Louis would donate the ground and the buildings, it would be a different matter.No, Pamela, I don't see any good reason to believe you or I will ever see the capital moved.

I have twice instructed the publishers to send you a book--it was the first thing I did--long before the proofs were finished.Write me if it is not yet done.

Livy says we must have you all at our marriage, and I say we can't.

It will be at Christmas or New Years, when such a trip across the country would be equivalent to murder & arson & everything else.--And it would cost five hundred dollars--an amount of money she don't know the value of now, but will before a year is gone.She grieves over it, poor little rascal, but it can't be helped.She must wait awhile, till I am firmly on my legs, & then she shall see you.She says her father and mother will invite you just as soon as the wedding date is definitely fixed, anyway--& she thinks that's bound to settle it.But the ice & snow, &the long hard journey, & the injudiciousness of laying out any money except what we are obliged to part with while we are so much in debt, settles the case differently.For it is a debt.