"Keep your seats! There is no better place to die than this"--And added, after the third:
"But outside is good enough!" He then skipped out at the back door.
Such another destruction of mantel ornaments and toilet bottles as the earthquake created, San Francisco never saw before.There was hardly a girl or a matron in the city but suffered losses of this kind.Suspended pictures were thrown down, but oftener still, by a curious freak of the earthquake's humor, they were whirled completely around with their faces to the wall! There was great difference of opinion, at first, as to the course or direction the earthquake traveled, but water that splashed out of various tanks and buckets settled that.Thousands of people were made so sea-sick by the rolling and pitching of floors and streets that they were weak and bed-ridden for hours, and some few for even days afterward.--Hardly an individual escaped nausea entirely.
The queer earthquake--episodes that formed the staple of San Francisco gossip for the next week would fill a much larger book than this, and so I will diverge from the subject.
By and by, in the due course of things, I picked up a copy of the Enterprise one day, and fell under this cruel blow:
NEVADA MINES IN NEW YORK.--G.M.Marshall, Sheba Hurs and Amos H.
Rose, who left San Francisco last July for New York City, with ores from mines in Pine Wood District, Humboldt County, and on the Reese River range, have disposed of a mine containing six thousand feet and called the Pine Mountains Consolidated, for the sum of $3,000,000.The stamps on the deed, which is now on its way to Humboldt County, from New York, for record, amounted to $3,000, which is said to be the largest amount of stamps ever placed on one document.A working capital of $1,000,000 has been paid into the treasury, and machinery has already been purchased for a large quartz mill, which will be put up as soon as possible.The stock in this company is all full paid and entirely unassessable.The ores of the mines in this district somewhat resemble those of the Sheba mine in Humboldt.Sheba Hurst, the discoverer of the mines, with his friends corralled all the best leads and all the land and timber they desired before ****** public their whereabouts.Ores from there, assayed in this city, showed them to be exceedingly rich in silver and gold--silver predominating.There is an abundance of wood and water in the District.We are glad to know that New York capital has been enlisted in the development of the mines of this region.Having seen the ores and assays, we are satisfied that the mines of the District are very valuable--anything but wild-cat.
Once more native imbecility had carried the day, and I had lost a million! It was the "blind lead" over again.
Let us not dwell on this miserable matter.If I were inventing these things, I could be wonderfully humorous over them; but they are too true to be talked of with hearty levity, even at this distant day.[True, and yet not exactly as given in the above figures, possibly.I saw Marshall, months afterward, and although he had plenty of money he did not claim to have captured an entire million.In fact I gathered that he had not then received $50,000.Beyond that figure his fortune appeared to consist of uncertain vast expectations rather than prodigious certainties.However, when the above item appeared in print I put full faith in it, and incontinently wilted and went to seed under it.] Suffice it that I so lost heart, and so yielded myself up to repinings and sighings and foolish regrets, that I neglected my duties and became about worthless, as a reporter for a brisk newspaper.And at last one of the proprietors took me aside, with a charity I still remember with considerable respect, and gave me an opportunity to resign my berth and so save myself the disgrace of a dismissal.