From the window they looked over a sober valley, whose sides were not too sloping to be ploughed, and whose trend was followed by a grass-grown track. It was late on Sunday afternoon, and the valley was deserted except for one labourer, who was coasting slowly downward on a rosy bicycle. The air was very quiet. A jay screamed up in the woods behind, but the ring-doves, who roost early, were already silent. Since the window opened westward, the room was flooded with light, and Stephen, finding it hot, was working in his shirtsleeves.
"You guarantee they'll sell?" he asked, with a pen between his teeth. He was tidying up a pile of manuscripts.
"I guarantee that the world will be the gainer," said Mr. Pembroke, now a clergyman, who sat beside him at the table with an expression of refined disapproval on his face.
"I'd got the idea that the long story had its points, but that these shorter things didn't--what's the word?""'Convince' is probably the word you want. But that type of criticism is quite a thing of the past. Have you seen the illustrated American edition?""I don't remember."
"Might I send you a copy? I think you ought to possess one.""Thank you." His eye wandered. The bicycle had disappeared into some trees, and thither, through a cloudless sky, the sun was also descending.
"Is all quite plain?" said Mr. Pembroke. "Submit these ten stories to the magazines, and make your own terms with the editors. Then--I have your word for it--you will join forces with me; and the four stories in my possession, together with yours, should make up a volume, which we might well call 'Pan Pipes.'""Are you sure `Pan Pipes' haven't been used up already?"Mr. Pembroke clenched his teeth. He had been bearing with this sort of thing for nearly an hour. "If that is the case, we can select another. A title is easy to come by. But that is the idea it must suggest. The stories, as I have twice explained to you, all centre round a Nature theme. Pan, being the god of--""I know that," said Stephen impatiently.
"--Being the god of--"
"All right. Let's get furrard. I've learnt that."It was years since the schoolmaster had been interrupted, and he could not stand it. "Very well," he said. "I bow to your superior knowledge of the classics. Let us proceed.""Oh yes the introduction. There must be one. It was the introduction with all those wrong details that sold the other book.""You overwhelm me. I never penned the memoir with that intention.""If you won't do one, Mrs. Keynes must!"
"My sister leads a busy life. I could not ask her. I will do it myself since you insist.""And the binding?"
"The binding," said Mr. Pembroke coldly, "must really be left to the discretion of the publisher. We cannot be concerned with such details. Our task is purely literary." His attention wandered. He began to fidget, and finally bent down and looked under the table. "What have we here?" he asked.
Stephen looked also, and for a moment they smiled at each other over the prostrate figure of a child, who was cuddling Mr. Pembroke's boots. "She's after the blacking," he explained. "If we left her there, she'd lick them brown.""Indeed. Is that so very safe?"
"It never did me any harm. Come up! Your tongue's dirty.""Can I--" She was understood to ask whether she could clean her tongue on a lollie.
"No, no!" said Mr. Pembroke. "Lollipops don't clean little girls' tongues."
"Yes, they do," he retorted. "But she won't get one." He lifted her on his knee, and rasped her tongue with his handkerchief.
"Dear little thing," said the visitor perfunctorily. The child began to squall, and kicked her father in the stomach.
Stephen regarded her quietly. "You tried to hurt me," he said.
"Hurting doesn't count. Trying to hurt counts. Go and clean your tongue yourself. Get off my knee." Tears of another sort came into her eyes, but she obeyed him. "How's the great Bertie?" he asked.
"Thank you. My nephew is perfectly well. How came you to hear of his existence?""Through the Silts, of course. It isn't five miles to Cadover."Mr. Pembroke raised his eyes mournfully. "I cannot conceive how the poor Silts go on in that great house. Whatever she intended, it could not have been that. The house, the farm, the money,--everything down to the personal articles that belong to Mr. Failing, and should have reverted to his family!""It's legal. Interstate succession."
"I do not dispute it. But it is a lesson to one to make a will.
Mrs. Keynes and myself were electrified."
"They'll do there. They offered me the agency, but--" He looked down the cultivated slopes. His manners were growing rough, for he saw few gentlemen now, and he was either incoherent or else alarmingly direct. "However, if Lawrie Silt's a Cockney like his father, and if my next is a boy and like me--" A shy beautiful look came into his eyes, and passed unnoticed. "They'll do," he repeated. "They turned out Wilbraham and built new cottages, and bridged the railway, and made other necessary alterations." There was a moment's silence.
Mr. Pembroke took out his watch. "I wonder if I might have the trap? I mustn't miss my train, must I? It is good of you to have granted me an interview. It is all quite plain?""Yes."
"A case of half and half-division of profits.""Half and half?" said the young farmer slowly. "What do you take me for? Half and half, when I provide ten of the stories and you only four?""I--I--" stammered Mr. Pembroke.
"I consider you did me over the long story, and I'm damned if you do me over the short ones!""Hush! if you please, hush!--if only for your little girl's sake."He lifted a clerical palm.
"You did me," his voice drove, "and all the thirty-nine Articles won't stop me saying so. That long story was meant to be mine. Igot it written. You've done me out of every penny it fetched.