Then my father died, leaving his family in exceedingly straitened circumstances; wherefore my book-education came to a standstill forever, and I became a printer's apprentice, on board and clothes, and when the clothes failed I got a hymn-book in place of them.This for summer wear, probably.I lived in Hannibal fifteen and a half years, altogether, then ran away, according to the custom of persons who are intending to become celebrated.Inever lived there afterward.Four years later I became a "cub"on a Mississippi steamboat in the St.Louis and New Orleans trade, and after a year and a half of hard study and hard work the U.S.inspectors rigorously examined me through a couple of long sittings and decided that I knew every inch of the Mississippi--thirteen hundred miles--in the dark and in the day--as well as a baby knows the way to its mother's paps day or night.So they licensed me as a pilot--knighted me, so to speak --and I rose up clothed with authority, a responsible servant of the United States Government.
Now then.Shakespeare died young--he was only fifty-two.
He had lived in his native village twenty-six years, or about that.He died celebrated (if you believe everything you read in the books).Yet when he died nobody there or elsewhere took any notice of it; and for sixty years afterward no townsman remembered to say anything about him or about his life in Stratford.When the inquirer came at last he got but one fact--no, LEGEND--and got that one at second hand, from a person who had only heard it as a rumor and didn't claim copyright in it as a production of his own.He couldn't, very well, for its date antedated his own birth-date.But necessarily a number of persons were still alive in Stratford who, in the days of their youth, had seen Shakespeare nearly every day in the last five years of his life, and they would have been able to tell that inquirer some first-hand things about him if he had in those last days been a celebrity and therefore a person of interest to the villagers.Why did not the inquirer hunt them up and interview them? Wasn't it worth while? Wasn't the matter of sufficient consequence? Had the inquirer an engagement to see a dog-fight and couldn't spare the time?
It all seems to mean that he never had any literary celebrity, there or elsewhere, and no considerable repute as actor and manager.
Now then, I am away along in life--my seventy-third year being already well behind me--yet SIXTEEN of my Hannibal schoolmates are still alive today, and can tell--and do tell--inquirers dozens and dozens of incidents of their young lives and mine together; things that happened to us in the morning of life, in the blossom of our youth, in the good days, the dear days, "the days when we went gipsying, a long time ago." Most of them creditable to me, too.One child to whom I paid court when she was five years old and I eight still lives in Hannibal, and she visited me last summer, traversing the necessary ten or twelve hundred miles of railroad without damage to her patience or to her old-young vigor.Another little lassie to whom I paid attention in Hannibal when she was nine years old and I the same, is still alive--in London--and hale and hearty, just as I am.
And on the few surviving steamboats--those lingering ghosts and remembrancers of great fleets that plied the big river in the beginning of my water-career--which is exactly as long ago as the whole invoice of the life-years of Shakespeare numbers--there are still findable two or three river-pilots who saw me do creditable things in those ancient days; and several white-headed engineers;and several roustabouts and mates; and several deck-hands who used to heave the lead for me and send up on the still night the "Six--feet--SCANT!" that made me shudder, and the "M-a-r-k--TWAIN!" that took the shudder away, and presently the darling "By the d-e-e-p--FOUR!" that lifted me to heaven for joy.[1] They know about me, and can tell.And so do printers, from St.Louis to New York; and so do newspaper reporters, from Nevada to San Francisco.And so do the police.If Shakespeare had really been celebrated, like me, Stratford could have told things about him;and if my experience goes for anything, they'd have done it.
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1.Four fathoms--twenty-four feet.
VII
If I had under my superintendence a controversy appointed to decide whether Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare or not, I believe I would place before the debaters only the one question, WAS SHAKESPEARE EVER A PRACTICING LAWYER? and leave everything else out.
It is maintained that the man who wrote the plays was not merely myriad-minded, but also myriad-accomplished: that he not only knew some thousands of things about human life in all its shades and grades, and about the hundred arts and trades and crafts and professions which men busy themselves in, but that he could TALK about the men and their grades and trades accurately, ****** no mistakes.Maybe it is so, but have the experts spoken, or is it only Tom, ****, and Harry? Does the exhibit stand upon wide, and loose, and eloquent generalizing--which is not evidence, and not proof--or upon details, particulars, statistics, illustrations, demonstrations?