A hillbilly①was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy②older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking③in amazement, the hillbilly drawled④, “I should have brought my wife!”
① hillbillyn. 山里人,乡下人
② pudgyadj. 矮胖的,粗而短的
③ blinkv. 惊愕地看
④ drawlv. 拖长声调说,慢声慢气地讲
新发现
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说:“我应该把我的老婆带来!”