`I am very sorry, sir, I am sure,' said Tom, standing, cap in hand, before his patron in the passage: `and I know it must have a very rude appearance--'
`It has a very rude appearance, Mr. Pinch.'
`Yes, I feel that, sir; but the truth is, I was so surprised to see them, and knew you would be too, that I ran home very fast indeed, and really hadn't enough command over myself to know what I was doing very well. I was in the church just now, sir, touching the organ for my own amusement, when I happened to look round, and saw a gentleman and lady standing in the aisle listening. They seemed to be strangers, sir, as well as I could make out in the dusk: and I thought I didn't know them: so presently I left off, and said, would they walk up into the organ-loft, or take a seat? No, they said, they wouldn't do that; but they thanked me for the music they had heard. In fact,' observed Tom, blushing, `they said, "Delicious music!" at least, she did: and I am sure that was a greater pleasure and honour to me than any compliment I could have had. I--I--beg your pardon sir;' he was all in a tremble, and dropped his hat for the second time `but I--I'm rather flurried, and I fear I've wandered from the point.'
`If you will come back to it, Thomas,' said Mr. Pecksniff, with an icy look, `I shall feel obliged.'
`Yes, sir,' returned Tom, `certainly. They had a posting carriage at the porch, sir, and had stopped to hear the organ, they said. And then they said-- she said, I mean, "I believe you live with Mr. Pecksniff, sir?" I said I had that honour, and I took the liberty, sir,' added Tom, raising his eyes to his benefactor's face, `of saying, as I always will and must, with your permission, that I was under great obligations to you, and never could express my sense of them sufficiently.'
`That,' said Mr. Pecksniff, `was very, very wrong. Take your time, Mr. Pinch.'
`Thank you, sir,' cried Tom. `On that they asked me--she asked, I mean--"Wasn't there a bridle road to Mr. Pecksniff's house?"'
Mr. Pecksniff suddenly became full of interest.
`"Without going by the Dragon?" When I said there was, and said how happy I should be to show it 'em, they sent the carriage on by the road, and came with me across the meadows. I left 'em at the turnstile to run forward and tell you they were coming, and they'll be here, sir, in--in less than a minute's time, I should say,' added Tom, fetching his breath with difficulty.
`Now, who,' said Mr. Pecksniff, pondering, `who may these people be?'
`Bless my soul, sir!' cried Tom, `I meant to mention that at first, I thought I had. I knew them--her, I mean--directly. The gentleman who was ill at the Dragon, sir, last winter; and the young lady who attended him.'
Tom's teeth chattered in his head, and he positively staggered with amazement, at witnessing the extraordinary effect produced on Mr. Pecksniff by these ****** words. The dread of losing the old man's favour almost as soon as they were reconciled, through the mere fact of having Jonas in the house; the impossibility of dismissing Jonas, or shutting him up, or tying him hand and foot and putting him in the coal-cellar, without offending him beyond recall; the horrible discordance prevailing in the establishment, and the impossibility of reducing it to decent harmony with Charity in loud hysterics, Mercy in the utmost disorder, Jonas in the parlour, and Martin Chuzzlewit and his young charge upon the very door-steps; the total hopelessness of being able to disguise or feasibly explain this state of rampant confusion; the sudden accumulation over his devoted head of every complicated perplexity and entanglement for his extrication from which he had trusted to time, good fortune, chance, and his own plotting, so filled the entrapped architect with dismay, that if Tom could have been a Gorgon staring at Mr. Pecksniff, and Mr. Pecksniff could have been a Gorgon staring at Tom, they could not have horrified each other half so much as in their own bewildered persons.
`Dear, dear!' cried Tom, `what have I done? I hoped it would be a pleasant surprise, sir. I thought you would like to know.'
But at that moment a loud knocking was heard at the hall door.